I saw that last post you wrote about me. All I can say is WHAAAAATTT??
Do I look like TROUBLE to you?
Give me a chance to explain myself.
I'm just trying to keep you sharp, that's all! I notice that you're trying to get into shape. That's why I keep climbing up onto things when you're not looking. It gives you a chance to do a few sprints during the day. And all that wrestling we do when it comes time to change diapers? I'm just trying to throw in a little resistance training! As for the mulch I've been gnawing on in the backyard -- I thought I'd set a good example by eating a diet that's high in fiber.
Now, you're probably wondering why I threw that can of Diet Dr. Pepper onto the floor a few nights ago. Trying to avoid the spray as the can flew all over the floor really made you dance ... and they say that's good for the soul. I also heard that your blood pressure was very low at your last checkup, so that's why I decided to get into the trash can and start eating the raw chicken. I though your head might explode, which means we definitely got the BP up for a minute there!
Just a few more things ...
Remember the other day when you couldn't find anyone's shoes in the mud room? You looked all over the place trying to solve that mystery ... and problem solving definitely exercises the mind. Aren't you glad you finally found all three pairs in the trash can?
As for that toy I threw down the lint trap of the dryer while you weren't looking. I was way ahead of you on that one. I knew that later that night -- after you'd taken apart the whole dryer, retrieved the toy, and put the dryer back together -- you would feel a real sense of accomplishment. I'm really sorry that you electrocuted yourself in the process, but really, Mom. You should ALWAYS unplug an appliance before trying to fix it.
And last, but certainly not least, the toilets. I know that if I play in them enough, it will motivate you to clean them regularly. And who couldn't use a little motivation when it comes to cleaning your toilets?
So, you see, Mom. I'm really no TROUBLE at all. Just a little boy trying to take care of his best girl. Aren't you glad I'm YOURS?!!!
Now, you're probably wondering why I threw that can of Diet Dr. Pepper onto the floor a few nights ago. Trying to avoid the spray as the can flew all over the floor really made you dance ... and they say that's good for the soul. I also heard that your blood pressure was very low at your last checkup, so that's why I decided to get into the trash can and start eating the raw chicken. I though your head might explode, which means we definitely got the BP up for a minute there!
Just a few more things ...
Remember the other day when you couldn't find anyone's shoes in the mud room? You looked all over the place trying to solve that mystery ... and problem solving definitely exercises the mind. Aren't you glad you finally found all three pairs in the trash can?
As for that toy I threw down the lint trap of the dryer while you weren't looking. I was way ahead of you on that one. I knew that later that night -- after you'd taken apart the whole dryer, retrieved the toy, and put the dryer back together -- you would feel a real sense of accomplishment. I'm really sorry that you electrocuted yourself in the process, but really, Mom. You should ALWAYS unplug an appliance before trying to fix it.
And last, but certainly not least, the toilets. I know that if I play in them enough, it will motivate you to clean them regularly. And who couldn't use a little motivation when it comes to cleaning your toilets?
So, you see, Mom. I'm really no TROUBLE at all. Just a little boy trying to take care of his best girl. Aren't you glad I'm YOURS?!!!
5 comments:
SO CUTE.....Both Landon AND your last 2 blogs!!!
Oh dear!! Laughing and crying at this one!!!
Such a funny post Rachel!! He is so cute!!
Oh boy! He'll keep you on your toes, but I think that's the job of boy #2. Can't believe he's one already, such a big boy.
Adorable!! Love this and hang in there!
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